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17 March, 2013

The 2nd Annual BWAP Awards: The Nominees

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the nominee announcement for the 2nd ever annual BWAP awards, the awards show dedicated to honouring the actual best films of the year, rather than whatever film best panders to the academy's tastes (looking at you, King's Speech and Artist). A few announcements first however...

1. To my deep regret, this year there will be no "Best Actress" category. I apologise profusely for this, but the fact is that I just didn't see that many films this year featuring women in a leading role. I know I'm gonna have feminists knocking my door down, but it is what it is, again, I apologise.

Alright so it was just the once announcement, so let's not waste anymore time, let's get right down to it, here are the nominations for the 2013 BWAP awards:

Best Supporting Actress

  • Emily Blunt - Sara Rollins in Looper
  • Anne Hathaway - Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises
  • Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnolly in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Best Supporting Actor
  • Michael Caine - Alfred in The Dark Knight Rises
  • Tommy Lee Jones - Thaddeus Stevens in Lincoln
  • Mark Ruffalo - The Avengers
  • Alex Russel - Chronicle
  • Tom Wilkinson - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Best Visuals
  • The Avengers
  • Looper
  • Dredd

Best Audio
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Looper
  • Skyfall

Best Screenplay (Adapted or Original)
  • Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon - The Cabin in the Woods
  • Rian Johnson - Looper
  • Tony Kushner - Lincoln
  • Max Landis - Chronicle
  • Joss Whedon - The Avengers

Best Ensemble
  • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Lincoln
  • Looper

Best Actor
  • Daniel Day-Lewis - Abraham Lincoln in Lincoln
  • Dane DeHaan - Andrew Detmer in Chronicle
  • Robert Downey Jr - Tony Stark/Iron Man in The Avengers
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Joe Simmons
  • Karl Urban - Judge Dredd in Dredd

Best Director
  • Drew Goddard - The Cabin in the Woods
  • Rian Johnson - Looper
  • Christopher Nolan - The Dark Knight Rises
  • Josh Trank - Chronicle
  • Joss Whedon - The Avengers

And now, last but not least, the big one, here are the nominees for 2012's... 

Best Film
  • The Avengers
  • Chronicle
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Lincoln
  • Looper

And there we have it, the nominees. The 2013 BWAP awards will be announced on March 31st. See you then.

28 February, 2013

85th Academy Awards: My Reaction

Alright, alright, so I didn't get around to doing predictions this year, so freakin' sue me.

So, another Academy awards ceremony has come and gone, and honestly, I thought this was a huge improvement over the last two. Considering the last two Best Picture winners have been a black-and-white silent film, and a formulaic pot-boiler about a bloke with a stutter who just happened to be the king, we knew going in that the winner this year would be a huge improvement, and while Argo seems like less of an accomplishment than it's rival going in to the show, Lincoln, it is worth noting that I haven't seen Argo yet, and it certainly looks a hell of a lot better than the previous two winners.

Which is why it absolutely baffles and astounds me that Ben Affleck was on the receiving end of quite possibly the worst snub in the history of awards, yes, worse than Christopher Nolan not even being nominated for Inception. How, tell me, how can a film that was apparantly the best film of the year not have it's director even nominated for Best Director. It's almost like a book winning "Best Book" at the... "Book Awards" and the author somehow not being nominated for best author. It's utterly ridiculous. 

I could also have done without Michelle Obama presenting the award for Best Picture (yes that did actually happen, for those who haven't heard, although the fact that I just typed that out does still seem a little surreal). It's the most prolific awards handed out for the medium of film, I want to see someone somehow connected to the world of film handing them out. 

And I would be remiss if I didn't mention Anne Hathaway. Now don't get me wrong, I like Anne Hathaway, I wanted her to win, I felt like she should have won, and I was very happy for her when she did, but that girl just cannot give an awards speech. I thought the BAFTAs were bad, but this was worse. It just didn't seem real, at all. Don't get me wrong, I have no doubt that she was incredibly overwhelmed by the emotion and that it was certainly the crowning moment of her acting career, and she truly did feel humble and overcome, but it just didn't come accross that way at all. Sorry Anne. 

But it's not all gloom and doom. Seth McFarlane did an ok to pretty good job, in my opinion, his jokes worked on a broad scale and he's naturally charismatic, although I do wonder if he has the kind of star power that an event like this needs, plus he only was one fairly mediocre film to his name. But I enjoyed his performance, I thought he hosted well, although I really think they should get someone more versed in out-and-out stand-up comedy to host next year. 

I felt that most of the awards went to the right films, at least out of the films that were nominated. It was a shame that The Dark Knight Rises went home empty handed though, it was more than good enough to merit an Oscar, with Best Cinematography being it's best shot although that went to the big winner of the night, Life of Pi, which claimed four awards, including a second Best Director prize for Ang Lee. I think Lee deserved it more than Spielberg, despite Lincoln being a tremendous film, Lincoln is memorable for a different reason...

Daniel Day-Lewis is as good an actor as there has ever been. You may disagree with his methods, although why people do so continues to baffle me because the results are unparalleled, but Day-Lewis deservedly made history as the first person to ever win Best Actor three times, and he did so with one of the finest performances one is ever likely to see. Day-Lewis is utterly spellbinding as the eponymous Lincoln, in what was easily the best performance of the last year and possibly the best performance of the last decade. Day-Lewis also gave probably the nights best acceptance speech (Take notes Miss Hathaway) It was a sweet, funny, charming and very humble speech when it would have been incredibly easy to have a little more bravado, given that he had just made history, and was probably the high point of the evening...

Or at least it would have been, had it not been for Adele's breathtaking performance of what is in my opinion the best Bond theme there has ever been, "Skyfall". Ironically, given the evening was supposed to be dedicated to films, it was probably the part of the show that I was most looking forward to, and I wasn't disappointed. I've heard it said that the backing orchestra was too loud and it drowned Adele out a little bit, but I personally didn't think so. Maybe the vocals could have been a little higher in the mix, but a singer as talented as Adele could make a pub band sound like a world class musical force.

On the whole, it was an enjoyable show, it flowed nicely, the awards were given to the right nominees for the most part. Although I think Lincoln should have won Best Picture, it didn't put too much of a damper on things, and it makes me a little more optimistic going into 2013, hopefully the Academy can continue the trend.

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But, awards season is not over yet, because the most prestigious awards of the year have yet to be announced, yes, that's right, it's time for the 2nd Annual BWAP awards, hosted by me, right here on Ph.D.

Here is the schedule:

The catagories and nominees for them shall be announced on the 15th of March, with the awards themselves being held on the 31st of March. Keep an eye peeled. Until then, good night, and good day.

31 January, 2013

Creating a WWEXI Football Team

A few months ago a happened across a blog on the Bleacher Report, discussing a WWE baseball team, and what superstar would play in what position. Not being from the USA, I haven't the slightest idea about baseball, but it did give me a thought. It took a while, but it did. I thought "What about a WWE football team? That would be the perfect subject of discussion for an online blog, which is lucky because I happen to run one" So, let's take a look, and create the first ever WWE Football team.

The formation of our team will be 4-3-3, and we'll begin with the goalkeeper.

GK: Kofi Kingston
This was one of the harder positions to pick, but I ended up going with Kofi. Kofi may not have the presence or size of some keepers, but he's one of the most agile guys on the roster, and his natural athleticism and leaping ability will make him hard to find a way past. His height may leave him susceptible to crosses though, which means he'll need two big center backs in front of him...

CBs: John Cena (Captain) and Antonio Cesaro
Captain wow himself, John Cena picks himself at center-back, he's got the build, he's got the presence, he's not as bad with the ball at his feet as he's sometimes made out to be and as we are unceasingly reminded, he will never give up and he'll rise above hate and all the other things. His experience is also invaluable, particularly alongside the somewhat more green Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro has size on his side as well, but he bolsters it with plenty of technical skill and composure on the ball.

RB/LB: Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
Pace is the name of the game at full back with Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara. Mysterio may be slowing down as he gets older, but he has bags of experiance, and he can still get up and down the touchline, reliably supporting wherever he is needed. Sin Cara is almost the exact opposite. His electric pace will punish any side, and his stamina is unrelenting, but he has been prone to costly mistakes in the past.

CDM: Wade Barrett (Vice-Captain)
If you're playing in midfield against the WWEXI, watch out, because chances are, you'll be given a pretty rough time by the team's anchor, Wade Barrett. Barrett's physical strength coupled with a mean streak a mile long means that he is one of the most intimidating guys you'll ever come up against, bullying opponents off the ball all over the field, and acting as an excellent shield in front of the back four. Barrett's presence also allows the two men ahead of him to roam free and terrorise the opposition like only they can...

CAMs: CM Punk and Daniel Bryan
Look out. That's all you can really say when faced with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. The two men are sublimely talented, and have bags of experience. The two men are by far the most technically gifted players in the team, very agile and very hard to stop, in addition to being more than competent when being asked to defend. They are the fulcrum of the WWEXI's attack, and will supply the forward line with ammunition, time and time again, in addition to chipping in with plenty of goals themselves.

RW: Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler was born to play on the wing. In addition to having the cocky attitude of a certain #7 before him (coughronaldocough) Ziggler has more than enough skills to back it up. His technical ability is second to very few, and his athleticism and work rate means that he has the pace and stamina to boss his side of the field. He'll score, he'll supply, he'll do it all.

LW: Alberto Del Rio
While Del Rio may lack the raw pace and agility of Ziggler, he makes up for it with class and experience. Incredibly sound with the ball at his feet, he has the composure and experience to punish any team's defence.

CF: Randy Orton
The Viper, Randy Orton has the experience and skill to turn any game on it's head in the blink of an eye. He's not quick, he's sudden, slithering seemingly out of nowhere to make his mark. Take your eye off the Apex predator for one second if you dare... because one second is all he'll need.



Well that's my team, there's the bones of a champions league winning side there, in my opinion. What do you think?